Twitter is fun, its better to read from bottom to top. The short message "Tweets" start at the bottom and move upward, this post is up to 22nd June 2009
Some of the links won't connect any more, sorry, TwitPic are a mob of Dick heads, they banned me based on the accusations of fidget sterilised western women. TwitXpic have now sold to OpenOutpost, but I am slowly going though all these tweets and changing the TwitXpic links over to OpenOutpost. Also you can find some of my sexy photo's there if you search for DickAmateur or check out my links on page 3 of this post, this is page 1, see top and bottom right hand corner.... And of course, sadly, some websites have already gone broke, in these tough economic times. I'm glad I have recorded it all, amongst my madness there is a little wisdom.

204. To all my new followers, and some of my old followers, Thanku very much 4 ur support. I WANT 2 follow you also but cant. Hope 2 resolve soon5:09 PM Jun 22nd from web
205. To all the recent people who follow me and I HAVE managed to follow, I will send u a DM, 2 thank u as soon as my DM is working. Many thanks12:11 PM Jun 22nd from web
206. 2 all my new followers and some of my old, Im sorry something is wrong with my follow button, I AM trying to follow u! Hope to resolve soon12:07 PM Jun 22nd from web
207. @anniebonoz love your tweets, its a pleasure to have you onboard. Goodluck to you sweety

208. http://openoutpost.com/1610 - Here s Toom MEGABABE again 4 those who missed it. 1 of d sexyest girls I ever met. We struck gold with this m ...9:45 PM Jun 21st from TwitPic
209. http://openoutpost.com/49 - This is 1 of the sexyest girls I ever meet, she taught me all about playful,non violent bondage. Toom d MEGAB ...7:30 PM Jun 21st from TwitPic
210. All shes got 2 show for it s a haunted past, a deeply troubled mind,& 70KG of excess weight frm eatin n "posh" restaurants.Cheeters nver win6:52 PM Jun 21st from web
211. 26 years ago, sorry, never could do maths...6:32 PM Jun 21st from web
212. My Mum poisioned my Dad, and spent all his fortunes. 35years later she still walks d street free. Thats no joke! R.I.P Dad, you were a GREAT6:19 PM Jun 21st from web
213. Hard to stop a good hacker when their "on a mission" to destroy a site. Its 10 years jail for hacking, we are on his tail, he made mistakes.4:48 PM Jun 21st from web
214. Have a world class, website security company http://www.54f3.com fixing d vulnerability's on my site, but dey still hadn't finished, &Hackers got in4:41 PM Jun 21st from web
215. @fpnetwork Goodlife, goodhealth and goodluck to you, my lucky 300th follower!!!



216. Congratulations @fpnetwork network, you are my lucky 300th follower. Sorry I cant show you my site, got hacked. But will be up again soon:-)4:21 PM Jun 21st from web
217. I cant send any DM's at the moment, but will get back to everyone as soon as it reopens. Thanks for your support. I'm 4 follows away from 3003:02 PM Jun 21st from web
218. Well people, my porn site is down for now, BUT I'm still here n twitterville, waiting for a reply from d Twitter "Zen desk", so far so good3:00 PM Jun 21st from web
219. @REDLEAFNETWORK thanks for your support friend. Goodhealth and goodluck to you SIR!12:31 PM Jun 21st from web
220. Well cn only hope now I dnt get suspended. If I am, gonna mis you people. & no different to what d "Dorminatior" says, "Albie Beck" ha ha:-)11:42 AM Jun 21st from web
221. If I avoid suspension, can just see the bad guys saying.. "WHAT!!! NO TORTURE!!!...gee, this used to be a fun oufit"...lol.. ha ha

222. Well I've taken my sabotaged site off twitter, spent 7 hours warning my 293 friends, will write to twitter. lets see if can avoid suspension9:47 AM Jun 21st from web
223. I am living (for now) proof that their is no freedom of speech for some in the western world. I'm not irresponsible. Suspension soon. Peace6:38 AM Jun 21st from web
224. Dear Friend, I've been hit again, been shot out of the sky by HACKERS, I'm going down friends. Hope to survive the crash and return soon LOVE6:24 AM Jun 21st from web
225. Just going to repeat a few times, been shot out of the sky by HACKERS, I'm going down friends. Hope to survive the crash and return soon LOVE4:43 AM Jun 21st from web
226. Great to know you Twitters. I think Im about to be suspended again, hackers have attacked my site again. virus's etc. Hope to return...LOVE4:37 AM Jun 21st from web
227. My story's are not genius, but their story's are irresponsible dribble. "Literary prostitutes" don't speak from d heart, just write what boss want9:56 PM Jun 20th from web
228. Hi Twitters, well "they" have shut down my forum again, & put even more writers on 2 me, 2 wipe me off google. At least death threats stop9:47 PM Jun 20th from web
229. @iamdiddyCheck out what Ashton and I have going on, Click here.. http://tinyurl.com/lbwd5o Also click here http://tinyurl.com/n8zr3r .COOL12:50 AM Jun 20th from web
230. @coldplay Hey guys I saw 1 of your concerts on TV last night... ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Was humming your song's for the rest of the night:-)11:48 PM Jun 19th from web
231. @MissFarrah http://twitpic.com/7vu4n - "Cool as", MissFarrah. Gee that brings back good memories

232. Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.

233. Follow @TweeChing they are the BOMB!9:22 AM Jun 19th from web
234. Yeap!.. LOVE you Twitters!.. The spammers are a drag (10 adds in a row! Wheew!)....But the twitters are GOLDEN....You all enrich my life

235. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves :- Abraham Lincoln 185912:40 AM Jun 19th from web
236. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.7:41 PM Jun 18th from web
237. http://tweetphoto.com/21966949 - This is how I paid 4 my 1st farm at 23yrs. Working in the Simpson Desert,Australia.Bloody hot 55degC6:38 PM Jun 18th from TwitPic
238. My 1st Black Thai Lover! Dick's 100% TRUE sex travel adventure. In "Sex Travel Story's" viewtopic.php?f=2&t=32 5:39 PM Jun 18th from TwitPic
239. http://www.pornrevolution.net/sexy_photos.php?c_id=22 - More of the Black Thai girl. How is this for a HOT piece of Black Thai Ass! See more in "Sexy Photos" on www. ...5:36 PM Jun 18th from TwitPic
240. My 1st Black Thai Lover, wanta c this girl getting hardcore, go to "Sexy Photos" here http://www.pornrevolution.net/sexy_photos.php?c_id=22 ...5:35 PM Jun 18th from TwitPic
241. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it

242. "an" Aussie Farmer", DANG! illiterate! Sorry... ha ha

243. COMMON bring it on! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got? You don't know wot your messing wit wen you mess wit and AUSSIE FARMER

244. And because TEAMS of hackers & writers & spammers & sub domains cant beat me they are even threatening violence & death, COMMON bring it on!9:43 AM Jun 18th from web
245. Dicks FUCK assholes....don't worry pretty pretty sweet pussy. Your DICK is here

246. Before http://www.pornrevolution.net there was only pornrev.com now 100's of sub domains and TEAMS of writers STILL cant bounce me off the list:-)9:27 AM Jun 18th from web
247. Dick Amateur was the 1st now big porn company's have set up 100's of sub domains trying 2 bounce me off the google page. And they STILL cant9:24 AM Jun 18th from web
248. http://www.pornrevolution.net/sexy_photos.php?c_id=22 More of the Black Thai girl.How is this for a HOT piece of Black Thai Ass! See more in "Sexy Photos" ...9:14 AM Jun 18th from TwitPic
249. My 1st Black Thai Lover! Dick's 100% TRUE sex travel adventure. In "Sex Travel Story's" here viewtopic.php?f=2&t=32 ...9:02 AM Jun 18th from TwitPic
250. My 1st Black Thai Lover, wanta c this girl getting hardcore, go to "Sexy Photos" on http://www.pornrevolution.net/sexy_photos.php?c_id=22 ...8:53 AM Jun 18th from TwitPic
251. Dick's 100% TRUE sex travel adventure "My 1st Black Thai Lover" Find it in "Sex Travel Story's" Movie coming soon

252. My 1st Black Thai Lover, in "Sex Travel Stories" on viewtopic.php?f=2&t=32 PLUS see hardcore photos this 100% TRUE story, in Sexy Photos8:34 AM Jun 18th from web
253. HAPPY BIRTHDAY John Cleese @JohnCleese You have given so much happiness to this world. Goodluck to you, SIR!

254. Thankyou God, ( He or She or Them),, for my life and my friends, I have no family, no one...Its ok... My friends are my family

255. In d past he get me a beautiful 4seat sofa, &a top of d range king size bed. 100% legal of course.LUXURY! Sure beats d hard times on d farm12:27 AM Jun 18th from web
256. Friend of mine, get furniture straight off d ships. Today he got me a HUGE $2000 recliner rocker, 4 only $500.. ITS A THRONE!..Heaven

257. To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment :- Ralph Waldo Emerson11:09 PM Jun 17th from web
258. Hey @sobomb talk to us baby, tell us how you got your injury, and how your gonna get better soon (soBOMBtictic live > http://ustre.am/3bO8)1:35 PM Jun 17th from web
259. Hey @sobomb Hey baby wot happened? Your injury?.. Your going to get better right? Hope so baby (soBOMBtictic live > http://ustre.am/3bO8)1:11 PM Jun 17th from web
260. Congratulations @AshleyPuryear ..... I know a STAR when i see one, baby

261. @itsmeMikey Leaving LA for Rio!!! God I love Brazilian girls!!!..."ha ha ha... Go get em Mikey..

262. Hey @shenekaadams DAM girl you look fine! Your boyfriend is a lucky lucky man... (shenekaadams live > http://ustre.am/3vvi) 10:19 AM Jun 17th from web
263. Its such a pleasure to meet all you Twiters. Hey Im cool, but only half as cool as most of you....GOODHEALTH AND GOODLUCK TO YOU ALL!!!

264. Dam i still cant get it too work.. FOLLOW @TweeChing anyway, trust me they have GREAT stuff!8:20 AM Jun 17th from web
265. Dam, i will try again, cant get it to work,, it works for @TweeChing Follow them! http://www.youtube.com/watc... 8:18 AM Jun 17th from web
266. Follow" @TweeChing MESSAGE TO NEW WORLD ORDER COPS AND MILITARY http://www.youtube.com/watc.. "GREAT WORK.!!! NO1 LIKES BULLYS !!!!!8:14 AM Jun 17th from web
267. I am still constantly getting attacked by extremists & competitors, BUT I will continue to give you my VERY BEST. Make love not war. Peace!8:04 AM Jun 17th from web
268. Hello, i would just like to send a BIG thanku to all my friends on twitter and the many 100's of people that support http://www.pornrevolution.net 8:01 AM Jun 17th from web
269. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

270. Yes @ParadisePattaya Who is W.H.O.?? A bit sinister maybe? Yes?1:02 PM Jun 16th from web
271. Morning Twitter friends,8.43am here in OZ. Have worked for 14hours &have about 10hours to go. Wheww! Big 1 today. Hope its worth d sacrifice12:43 PM Jun 16th from web
272. @AirPurifier1 sometimes I wonder about the same. But dont worry friend, your a good person and you sell a good product. Goodluck to you

273. @ParadisePattaya How 2 Make Pad Thai: Find Movie & instructions on how 2 make pad thai on this page. http://tinyurl.com/kr5bg3 YES! YUMMY:-)1:51 AM Jun 16th from web
274. Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness :- Seneca1:32 AM Jun 16th from web
275. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last doughnut!

276. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.1:05 AM Jun 16th from web
277. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

278. @weezyrebel http://twitpic.com/7iq0t - DAM!!!Your living the high life arnt you girl?.Good for you! Nothing comes into one's life without effort ...5:48 PM Jun 15th from TwitPic
279. A BIG thankyou again @bobd256 for being my 200th follower. And LOVE your tweets man, VERY interesting. No wonder Oprah thinks your cool

280. @bobd256 RT @TheOnion In Focus: Chinese Woman Gives Birth to Septuplets, Has One Week To Choose http://bit.ly/drPzn 10:51 AM Jun 15th from web
281. CONGRATULATIONS @bobd256 U R MY LUCKY 200TH FOLLOWER. THANKU SO MUCH. GOODHEALTH AND GOODLUCK TO U MY NEW FRIEND. HOPE YOU ENJOY MY SITE

282. http://yfrog.com/2petbj Joy on a "bangka",Virgen Is.7000 Islands n d Philippines.f spend 1day on each Is. wil take approx 21 years, W ...4:37 AM Jun 15th
283. http://tweetphoto.com/2892969 - My darling Joy walking a "slack rope" much harder than walking a "tight rope". What an ART! I tryed for 3 wee ...4:22 AM Jun 15th
284. http://tweetphoto.com/2893562 At Bantayan Is. Philippines, dey LOVE Americans, every1 they see, if look like a westerner, dey yell out "HEY ...4:11 AM Jun 15th
285. http://tweetphoto.com/2893562 My beautiful ex-fiancée Joy at Bantayan Is. Philippines,,we both chickened out, ha ha. But Joy was JOY

286. http://tweetphoto.com/2548984 - SURFS UP! Siargao Is. Philippines. If look closely can see rider coming out of the tube. Unspoilt Paradise! T ...3:35 AM Jun 15th
287. Just had my "once a week" can of Wild Turkey Bourbon and Coke.. Wheeew, flyin. ha ha

288. http://tweetphoto.com/2550286 - Oh yea and coconuts, Siargao Is. Philippines, has millions of coconut trees, beautiful

289. http://tweetphoto.com/2550286 - Here are some of the beautiful girls of Siargao Is. Philippines. Hawaii like surf minus the development, just ...12:00 AM Jun 15th
290. http://tweetphoto.com/2808668 - Here is some of my favourite girls again, from "Beaver" one of the best "girl bars" in Pattaya,Thailand. Dam ...11:26 PM Jun 14th
291. Taoist Secrets Of Love, Cultivating Male Sexual Energy, also Cultivating Female Sexual Energy. By d GREAT Mantak Chia. http://www.universal-tao.com 10:22 PM Jun 14th from web
292. This is the best tip I could ever give to a happy love & sex life. Yes u have to buy d book. But I get nothin. http://www.universal-tao.com 10:19 PM Jun 14th from web
293. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

294. Hi @soBOMB &worse dontuhateitwhen try2 SIGN UP, u havta read a page of CRAP dat makes no sense & wen go 2 FAQ every1 say,ahhh dis s crazy8:43 PM Jun 14th from web
295. Hello @soBOMB hey dontuhateitwhen dey say FREE, den u get their & dey say SIGN UP, den u sign up & dey say CREDIT CARD DETAILS please

296. Others proclaim the infirmity's of a great man, with satisfaction and complacency :- Addison7:35 PM Jun 14th from web
297. From @AirPurifier1 If this doesn't make you laugh??!!! http://budurl.com/tbwx Very funny SIR

298. @weezyREBEL r u missing out? Not much, ha ha. But still gud experience, u could try me 4 fun,if ok by ur man. Im pretty fly 4 a white guy

299. @sexyamylee here my friend, this is the best tip 2 a happy and fore-filling love and sex life I could ever give u http://www.universal-tao.com 4:10 AM Jun 14th from web
300. @sexyamylee asks, dose sex get better the older you get ? Yes absolutely sweety, especially if u read about TAO from MANTAK CHIA,, or TANTRA4:01 AM Jun 14th from web
301. Just watching a great doco on SBS Australia, about the Kennedy assassination and Lee Harvey Oswald..... Conspiracy??.... Ohh YES indeed!!!2:18 AM Jun 14th from web
302. @HawaiianLife your the bomb! I send some of your tweets 2 a young Filipino who nearly succeed with suicide. Your making her (& me) STRONG:-)1:16 AM Jun 14th from web
303. @asianromance sorry i got your retweet wrong, got it this time. You look great darling. Good site

304. Im not going 2 believe no multinational owned media, as they slowly "chip away" at d GREAT KevinO7. D opposition nearly guilty of treason11:08 PM Jun 13th from web
305. @KevinRuddPM


306. Hey @KevinRuddPM ...... "Albie Beck" ....ha ha ha ha

307. Yea I cant stand racists. Just had this anti-Keven Rudd,"get rich quick" aussie follow me, then he saw my pro-Asian tweets & left. Wot a dork10:34 PM Jun 13th from web
308. I did it! Pattaya has GREAT dentists! Asians are very skilled. Check out Medical Tourism article viewtopic.php?f=5&t=21 9:50 PM Jun 13th from web
309. Need major dental work? For the price it cost's in Australia, You can live in luxury in Pattaya Thailand for 4 months, & get teeth fixed too9:46 PM Jun 13th from web
310. I don't know.. i wonder if flowers really DO have a SOUL


311. Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into. Henry Ward Beecher9:13 PM Jun 13th from web
312. Quote @asianromanceThe sex was so good that even the neighbour's had a cigarette ... ha ha ha,,, ohhh i like that one

313. Hello friends..Hey did u hear this one?.. Q. What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? A. It's ass!...

314. @MyThailandBlog YES Pattaya is FANTASTIC.Worry how quite it is right now.Hope it picks up soon.Hate 2 c it hurtin. The world needs Pattaya8:42 AM Jun 13th from web
315. Twitters great, your all a great bunch, I'm hooked, your all enriching my life6:31 AM Jun 13th from web
316. @weezyrebel http://twitpic.com/79lss - HOT!!! ALL great pics baby,, i checked them all

317. @khesap http://twitpic.com/7afjv - ohhh GORGEOUS my friend. WOW that is something! Lucky lucky you

318. The moon moves the tides,& ALL water.We are nearly ALL water. Some religions say water is God. I think they onto something. Water is MAGIC!5:18 AM Jun 13th from web
319. Hey has any1 else noticed? During full moon Tweets were racing, now moon waning, &everything slowing down. Energy droppin till next new moon5:13 AM Jun 13th from web
320. Your a good woman @khesap Goodluck to you...4:48 AM Jun 13th from web
321. We gotta "RUSH EM" again, my friend...CHARGE!!!!!!!!!! NO their NOT gonna fuck this planet !!!!!!!!!4:31 AM Jun 13th from web
322. Around here, all us kids walked or rode bikes to school. Now too dangerous, evry1 drive kids 2 school. We gotta pick dat ball up & run agian4:29 AM Jun 13th from web
323. Yes @khesap, back then Michael nearly saved d world, remember his "We are the world" song? WOW stirring stuff. Ohh so much has changed...4:23 AM Jun 13th from web
324. Aussie "pinnoman" found his everloving wife of 27 years in the Philippines. And now has a holiday house in Boracay. They have WILD partys:-)12:57 AM Jun 13th from web
325. Find out how Aussie "pinnoman" found happyness and a wife for 27 years in "Sex Travel Storys" on http://www.pornrevolution.net its interesting hey!12:50 AM Jun 13th from web
326. My competitor's hit me with 1000 spam emails last night. Why dont they get a life. Their waisting their time. Cant stop an Aussie farmer:-)11:05 PM Jun 12th from web
327. My fathers planted for me, and I planted for my children :- Hebrew proverb10:40 PM Jun 12th from web
328. Hey Ashton, cool as man,,CUTE @apluskmy all time favorite choir strikes again http://bit.ly/1W1hMN We gota mak better world 4 d little dudes9:31 PM Jun 12th from web
329. @khesap Yes but your close now my twiter friend, ur on d plane,WOW, cool pic,lucky you. I love flying, its such an ADVENTURE. Have fun

330. We could make salt building products from the discharge. Termites can now eat concrete. Some1 PLEASE, grab this idea & run with it. & make $4:45 AM Jun 12th from web
331. Alternate powered Mega-Desalinated water plant, already in W.A. Australia.Sure we still have 2 "green up" Desal. But Desal can save d planet4:41 AM Jun 12th from web
332. Here I am people, warts and all, love me or hate me, I just want to set you FREE and make you ALL happy. I'm at your service people

333. Im still getting attacked by extreamists & pay porn sites, tryin evry trick dey know. I mean KNOW1 any harm..Just found a niche and movin in3:40 AM Jun 12th from web
334. Happy and safe travels @khesap

335. FREE porn for ALL! NO B.S. http://www.pornrevolution.net .Fuck dont Fight ..Join the revolution, the pornrevolution

336. F u find on my site, 1st page demands 4 $. Dnt wory,jst go round it.Programrs f'd up again.Dey mak me look lik a clutz,whn I cn do dat myslf12:30 AM Jun 12th from web
337. http://twitpic.com/76owa - Here is a pretty, sweet, beautiful beautiful, wet, pussy having a bad hair day. Dont worry pretty pussy.....I ...12:18 AM Jun 12th from TwitPic
338. Dont worry,, pretty, sweet, wet, beautiful beautiful, Pussy.... YOUR Dick is here!!!...



339. Most Dicks usually dont like to fuck assholes. But if assholes insist, they can and will. Even give assholes a PROLAPSE if they really want10:44 PM Jun 11th from web
340. N dis world s 3 types of people,Dicks Pussys&assholes. Dicks&Pussys LOVE ech othr,bt assholes get 2 close,& stink. Bt Dicks cn FUCK assholes10:31 PM Jun 11th from web
341. Follow @PalestineNews .Hear "THEIR" side of the story...................... My heart WEAPS for Palestine.................



342. the eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow..Indian Proverb.....Jonnie Depp.. in the brilliant, "Dead Man"8:48 PM Jun 11th from web
343. WOW @aplusk evry1 follws u anywy bt on my site now..Small scale organic family farms, Ashton,tree croppin. Alt powerd Mega-desalinated water5:40 AM Jun 11th from web
344. WOW! From @aplusk if you have the time check this out. 10 minutes well worth the shift of consciousness http://bit.ly/k6BUJ Small org farms?5:31 AM Jun 11th from web
345. @TweeChingConspiracy Theory?! http://bit.ly/17Z36n ...Brilliant, True, and many more connectings between BL and B.. Love U TweeChing..Great!4:28 AM Jun 11th from web
346. http://twitpic.com/745ma - R.i.p.Steve Irwin(A Dick)I c u shake pro footy stars,as if rag dolls.Anythin posible if can tackel Buffalo3:48 AM Jun 11th from TwitPic
347. And an Amateur Dick, at that.....

348. I LOVE being a Dick. he he he he

349. Rely MaharajahSex?U like 2 b an asshole? U hate Dicks? People of the worlld r eighter Dicks,Pussys or assholes&Dicks FUCK Pussys&assholes:-)12:46 AM Jun 11th from web
350. Good boys go to Heaven, bad boys go to Pattaya

351. http://twitpic.com/73uz2 - Night time view of Pattaya, THAILAND.. MEN'S HEAVEN! Well its ok for the women too

352. New in "Sex Travel Storys" FREE to view. "Supersexy Yupha and the Drag Queen that (nearly) fooled me"FUNNY viewtopic.php?f=2&t=40 10:51 PM Jun 10th
353. New in "Sex Travel Storys" Forum. FREE to view, "Supersexy Yupha and the Drag Queen that (nearly) fooled me" FUNNY viewtopic.php?f=2&t=40 9:06 PM Jun 10th
354. A pleasure to follow you @AshleyPuryear, You have style girl, and you follow some amazing people also..Kisses

355. http://openoutpost.com/64 Toom Megababe, Heaven "feels" something like this

356. http://twitpic.com/72y65 - Maya Bay, Phi Phi Islands, just south of Phuket, Thailand. Heaven will look something like this

357. @shenekaadams just voted and pleased to say your winning baby....Best of luck, any heres some more LOVE.... feel the POWER! he he he

358. @shenekaadams Wow your HOT baby! Best of luck. Love and Kisses from.Dick11:22 AM Jun 10th from web
359. http://twitpic.com/72axf - Moalboal,Cebu Is. PHILIPPINES.Internationaly acclaimed Dive spot. The boat $4000 livable. 7,000 Islands to ex ...9:45 AM Jun 10th from TwitPic
360. http://twitpic.com/727l0 - Here I am at 24yrs,on my 1st farm, still look the same after 23yrs. Vegetarian food,pick&shovel work,retained ...9:08 AM Jun 10th from TwitPic
361. And @TherealWill The REAL Will Smith, My lucky 100th follower. THANKYOU SO MUCH




362. @KevinRuddPM @aplusk @matt_damon @Duhism @TonyRobins @AirPurifier1 @Smart2BeGreen @HawiianLife @SecretsEnlight @candiliciousXX GOOD PEOPLE1:00 AM Jun 10th from web
363. YES!!!! Successfull retweet!!!!!!




364. @MyThailandBlog,, how to retweet? Cannot. Maybe this time?. You like pics? Cool..Hope pics make u laugh.Goodluck, Love,Peace & Happyness 2 u12:01 AM Jun 10th from web
365. Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own :- Goethe11:24 PM Jun 9th from web
366. RT @itsemillz EXCLUSIVE NEW SONG "WEEKEND GIRL"! PEEP IT NOW! http://tinyurl.com/dzwenm 10:51 AM Jun 9th from web
367. Of course I followed you 1st, Mr Will Smith SIR.... Great to be your twitter friend. OMG!!! Will Smith is following me back! Goodluck to YOU10:46 AM Jun 9th from web
368. OH WOW! IM STOKED! CONGRATULATIONS AND THANKYOU SO MUCH WILL SMITH! THE REAL WILL SMITH! YOU ARE MY 1OOTH FOLLOWER! GOODLUCK TO YOU SIR

369. Cool Matt! Welcome! Sometimes my life was "a bit" like ur "bourne" movies. But wish I could deal with "em" d way u dealt with em. ha ha

370. The programers have "almost" finnished my website,YIPPEE!!! Just some "tweeking" to do now. Hope you like it people. It's gonna grow BIG

371. candiliciousXX, Love your tweets too. U make the world a better place also. But n a different way. You make me horney!.Dam!.Girl! Kisses

372. HawaiianLife, Love your Tweets, you make the world a better place.. Goodluck, Peace, Love and Happyness to you, SIR!3:42 AM Jun 9th from web
373. Swine Flu or "Star Treckin" positive answer to population control. Trippy viewtopic.php?f=5&t=53&p=341&hilit=Swine+Flu+Or+Star+Treckin#p341 11:23 PM Jun 8th from web
374. http://twitpic.com/6ynu2 - Here I am trying 2 "GRUNT" wit d local "APES". A bit worried cos 1 wnt's to bite my jugular10:06 PM Jun 8th from TwitPic
375. http://tweetphoto.com/2548836 - Pattaya Thailand s sooo sexy, when im there my BIG python breaks out. C my python

376. http://yfrog.com/0tyaej - Whoever said Thai Males are small, CLEARLY, has not been to Thailand. Here is our pornstar "animals" again, j ...9:36 PM Jun 8th
377. http://yfrog.com/6dqmgj - Thailand is sooo sexy, even the mountains get "freaky"

378. http://yfrog.com/0tyaej - Thailand is sooo sexy, even the Elephants are porn stars..Check this out

379. Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. :- Henry David Thoreau11:56 AM Jun 8th from web
380. What's my secret?? 25 year's "pick and shovel" on my farm....Not recomended, ha ha ha

381. http://yfrog.com/1m8yjj - Hey their ladys, hope you like my bod, Im an oldy but still fun to play with

382. @AshleyPuryear http://twitpic.com/5ywlj - OMG! I'm sooo in love with your body Ashley, WOW! Could we ever do a sexy movie together? That ...6:40 PM Jun 7th from TwitPic
383. My site is still changing, were adding a "payment gateway" for members, but there will always be 100's of FREE sexy movies and much more

384. Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins :- The Book of Proverbs10:57 PM Jun 6th from web
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392. We can do this, we can SAVE this crazy world. But we gotta act NOW, not tomorrow or the next day. WE GOTTA ACT NOW ! ! !3:49 AM Jun 4th from web
393. 2nd most important issue 4 W.H.O aftr Aids. "Average" westernr man now infertile at 40, & rate it's dropping, last fertile man already born3:40 AM Jun 4th from web
394. Plastic particles, leaching testical shrinking xeno-estrogens into the enviroment. W.H.O claims the LAST fertile man has ALREADY been born3:34 AM Jun 4th from web
395. Tony Robbins, Sir, Im a big fan. U have seen vast areas of ocean filled with plastic? OMG! Plastic particles now n every corner of the globe3:28 AM Jun 4th from web
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398. Ohhh its sooo good to be back on Twitter. I've missed you ALL so much. How are you my friends? Hope you are ALL happy and in good health

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406. Al Gore, Kevin Rudd, Barrack Obama, Oprah, Coldplay, GreenGroups, etc. Please please please, read my tweets about reflooding OZ inland sea8:38 PM Jun 3rd from web
407. Ohhh, Ive missed you ALL so much. Im now officially a twitter addict. I could read all your tweets, but could not reply. Love and Light 2 U8:27 PM Jun 3rd from web
408. Hello hello my good friends in Twitter! Dick Amateur here. IM BACK!!! Suspension Lifted. Web site now free of Trojens. Oh so good to be back8:23 PM Jun 3rd from web
409. WARNING !!! Dont go near my site pornrevolution.net for at least a few days...My webuilders claim, HACKERS have attacked me again, 3rd time1:31 AM May 22nd from web
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415. Star Trecken! Is that the positive answer to overpopulation? Read SalmonCramen's post in pornrevolution.net In "Sex Travel Stories" Forum1:40 AM May 20th from web
416. Well I've got HACKERS attacking my site now, because of my controversial comments.What ever happened to "freedom of the press"? Wish me luck9:43 AM May 19th from web
417. Hello Kevin Rudd, Australia's best P.M. ever. Happy to follow you.Please look at my comments to open the inland sea,and make OZ a SUPERPOWER6:26 PM May 17th from web
418. Hello Mr Gov. Schwarzenegger Sir. Happy to follow you. Love your work, big feller... No girlymen allowed, ha ha. Goodluck to you always

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421. Hello friends ! Please read from bottom to top if you are not already. Cheers

422. We have no more room on earth for "capitalist wannab's",consumer idiots.We have plenty of room for Billions more small scale organic farmers2:27 PM May 17th from web
423. All Gore, can you hear me, ATTENTION Al Gore, Hello hello. Please read below. I cant do this, Im a farming pesant in the 1st world. YOU CAN2:22 PM May 17th from web
424. We now have the room on earth for many BILLIONS more people, Only 10% of the Earths land mass is usable, Mega-desalination will change that2:17 PM May 17th from web
425. This idea combined with other significent global reforestation projects, with the help of Mega-Desalinated water, WILL save the planet2:15 PM May 17th from web
426. We can make a huge difference to the severity of this crices, and relocate over 1 billion small farm experts. We can save this planet !2:13 PM May 17th from web
427. So the combination of this massive area of superheated desart, going underwater,and the greening up of the rest of desart OZ with tree crops2:11 PM May 17th from web
428. If we really get digging out this, now desart inland sea, we will even make a difference to the overall rise in the oceans2:09 PM May 17th from web
429. If Nato and the world assists in "at least" digging out the future shipping channels of the inland sea. This will make a MASSIVE improvement2:08 PM May 17th from web
430. With the help of Mega-desalinated water technology,we then get the farm experts to green up the remander of desart Australia,with tree crops2:06 PM May 17th from web
431. Once the great inland sea fills,a huge mass of superheated desart land will cool down.If we prepare for this by bringing in the farm experts2:03 PM May 17th from web
432. We have at least 1 billion "small farming experts" about to go underwater in the Meckon and Bangladesh Delta's.We must relocate in Australia2:00 PM May 17th from web
433. After all, forget about the "percieved" terrist threat, the greatest threat to all life on earth is the sea leval rise,and potential ice age1:58 PM May 17th from web
434. Appeal to Nato to help to"at least"dig out the future shipping channels of this great sea, now desart, and prepare for the great "high tide"1:56 PM May 17th from web
435. Well then the great insland sea of Australia, wil fill with water again. Australia needs to appel to the world for assitance. Nato assitance1:53 PM May 17th from web
436. If what Al Gore says is true, a sea leval rise of at least 3 meters in the next 20 years and a rise of 9 meters, worst case senerio1:51 PM May 17th from web
437. Australia can provide a lot of the solutions to Global Warming. The great inland sea of Australia, that has long been desart will soon fill1:49 PM May 17th from web
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442. I dont want no greedy profit driven multinational drug company's destroying the beautiful women of the world !7:59 AM May 16th from web
443. BAN THE PILL ! THE SINGLE MOST DESTRUCTIVE MIND AND BODY ALTERING, SOCIETY DESTROYING SUBSTANCE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD ! ! !7:57 AM May 16th from web
444. When a woman 1st taks the pill, Its YIPPEE, now they can bonk without fear of pregnancy, but after awhile they loose all interest in sex.7:54 AM May 16th from web
445. Many women claim the pill makes them lose interest in sex. Doctors disagree.7:50 AM May 16th from web
446. When a man is sterialised he dosen't even MISS sex. It becomes unbearable. Just in out in out, so boring. Sound familar ? Stearilised woman.7:49 AM May 16th from web
447. The other reason Sultans used to knacker their guards, is, once knackered, they couldn't bear to watch the Sultan bonking all those lovelys7:44 AM May 16th from web
448. Well if a man get sterialised he gets fat too ! Sultan's used to knacker the guards to their harem's. To make them big, fat and scary !7:41 AM May 16th from web
449. Well hormons are very powerfull substances. Male hormons can put a beard on a woman and female hormons can put titty's on a man7:36 AM May 16th from web
450. Ive heard woman claim the pill makes them fat. Ive heard doctors just scoff at this idea."How can a tiny pill make women fat" they say7:34 AM May 16th from web
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453. Of course, when a woman is infertile for most of her repoductive life, she will have no need to live with a man. Like of course ! ! !1:30 AM May 16th from web
454. The pill is why the west has become "the land of broken family's"1:28 AM May 16th from web
455. What right has the west, to think it knows best. It's an Anti-family crusade, It destroy's family's. Why don't we just mind our own business1:25 AM May 16th from web
456. And now we have this "Global family planning" stuff, were the west spends billions to "sterialise" woman in the 3rd world.1:21 AM May 16th from web
457. It's BIG BIG business selling the birth control pill to half the population of the western world.1:19 AM May 16th from web
458. The negative side-effects of the birth control pill are a massive cover up... In fact.... its a CONSPIRICY ! ! !1:16 AM May 16th from web
459. Hey if hormons are very bad and are banned in sport, how come most of the women of the modern world are on them ? THE BIRTH CONTROL PILL1:14 AM May 16th from web
460. Soon, very soon they will be finnished... Then FREEDOM ! ! ! YIPPEE ! ! !11:41 PM May 15th from web
461. Yep,cant wait till these slow-pokes, finnish my website, so can get outside and live life. 17hours work a day for 9 months is bad for health11:39 PM May 15th from web
462. This kind of stuff ONLY happens to me ! ! ! "They" ALWAYS censor me ! Everyone esle can say what they want to say EXCEPT me !10:56 PM May 15th from web
463. I try to email Twitter about the problem, they say they dont reconise my email address. And yet Ive recieved 7 emails from my new followers10:51 PM May 15th from web
464. I dont get it everyone has a follow button under their name except me. I have no follow button and yet i have 7 followers.10:50 PM May 15th from web
465. Can somebody, anybody, tell me how to put the follow button under my name, on this stupid twit, twitter ? ?10:48 PM May 15th from web
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467. Hello AKutcherFan, thanks for following4:54 PM May 15th from web
468. Hello "comefilljulia" hmmmm, yes, all the world loves a sexy girl

469. Hello Ashton Kutcher, DUDE, you are sooo funny. You make the world a better place4:13 PM May 15th from web
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471. Hello AleksandarMV thanks for following. YES WE CAN

472. Hello Katelyn, thanks for following. Cheers love and peace

473. Hello Coldplay, love your work, don't ever wash your hand

474. Hello Britney Spears, Al Gore and Tony Robbins.... Love your work, keep fighting the good fight....Cheers Love and Peace3:24 PM May 15th from web
475. I'm trying to make an honest living, with computors, so I can travel and meet sexy women2:29 PM May 15th from web
476. I'm stuck on a computor, when I'd rater be travelling and meeting sexy women2:27 PM May 15th from web
DICK'S NOTE: ABOVE... TWEET NUMBER 476... WAS MY VERY FIRST TWEET EVER, ON THE 15TH OF MAY 2009... AND THEN IT ALL STARTED, DICK AMATEUR THE TWITTER ADDICT, HA HA... WOW!!!... AMAZING LOOKING BACK AT IT MORE THAN A YEAR LATER... THE DATE TODAY IS THE 12 AUGUST 2010... SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED, AND STILL, I'D RATHER BE TRAVELLING AND MEETING SEXY WOMEN... SIGH... ONE DAY I HOPE.
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